A Virtual What?

For the past few days, I've been beautifying my account in a virtual assistant website. Yes, I'm looking for a job which won't require me to face my boss. Or even talk to the Personnel Department. Phobia, eh?

So, I've been trying to convince myself that I am very marketable and sooner or later, a Buyer of my services would contact me and pay me to work for him/her. Apparently, it's taking too long. No Buyer takes interest on my experience-less profile. How the hell will I gain experience if no one would hire me? And I'm turning green with envy towards other profiles which are teeming with assignments. God, what is wrong with me?

I'll be waiting. I'll give it a week.

I won't lose hope. Just as Travis from Gym Class Heroes says, On the scale of one to awesome, I'm the shiiiiiiit!